Total Medals Earned: 1,640 (From 176 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,245 Points
Medals Earned: 8/12 (95/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Lose the game
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 8/10 (230/290 points)
Crush yourself with a rock, you must.
Learn a valuable lesson about fire safety.
Run out of time.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Become king of the schoolyard.
Get creative with fishing.
Kill everyone.
Ruin everyone's life without killing anything.
It's a long way down.
Obtain the ultimate weapon.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)
Start the game
Clean all debris and return to base.
Complete the game without scanning once.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Complete levels 1-8
Complete levels 9-14
Complete levels 16-22
Beat the game
Complete every level
Complete levels 1-22 and get their sum below 4:55.000
Complete all levels and get their sum below 6:17.000
Complete level 16 without dashing
Complete level 21 without dashing (sword allowed)
Get all achievements
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
You tried your best!
Defeat 4 enemies at once for 1,600 points.
Get 15,000 points before level 5.
Beat half-ish of the levels.
Beat all levels.
Beat all levels without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Start to view a gallery bunch of spiders!
You have seen all spiders in this gallery.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
recruit one hitchhiker
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Medals Earned: 30/40 (315/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.